The Hide-a-Dad 2000
It’s Actually LESS Embarrassing Than Dad!
A common problem that plagues tweens, teens, and children, in general, is DDS – Dorky Dad Syndrome. Gears Out researches have been toiling night and day to solve this vexing problem that affects so many of today’s innocent and youth, and we’ve finally stumbled upon the perfect solution!
Introducing, the World Famous Hide-a-Dad 2000!
This reusable breakthrough in dorky dad concealment is rocking the very foundations of adolescent angst and bringing peace-of-mind to that previously awkward moment helplessly suffered by every generation of teen before – being seen in public with your totally uncool father!
A Hilarious Gag Gift for Any Occasion
It’s a fact that no matter how cool a parent is, their kid is going to be embarrassed of something. The Hide-a-Dad 2000 pokes fun at this silly parenting reality while delivering a bundle of laughs to the whole family.
Surprise dear old dad with his very own Hide-a-Dad 2000 on his birthday, Christmas, Father’s Day or just to say, “Dad. Just. No.”A REVOLUTION IN EMBARRASSING DAD CONCEALMENT – Does your dorky dad have bad hair, a weird smile, or a face in general? This breathable hair and beard net combo is what every kid has been dreaming of since the beginning of offspring! Not only will you be able to cover up any of your dad’s identifiable features, but he’ll still be able to breathe and pay for things too! It’s safe and effective!
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK … PLEASE – In just seconds, any dad, from average, everyday Joe to super geek, can be transformed into an anonymous, totally NOT related to you random dude!
BONUS BLINDFOLD FOR EXTREME OPERATIONS – Sometimes, desperate times call for extreme measures! When something major is going on, like you happen to run to that special guy or gal you’ve had and eye on, this free blindfold will take care of any unsightly, mortifying, common dad features like eyes too!
SO MANY USES, YOU’LL WONDER HOW YOU SURVIVED WITHOUT IT – Be the envy of every other kid in the neighborhood! This awesome piece of tech will keep people from seeing what a nerd your dad is at the movies, sleepovers, school drop offs, trips to the store, on vacation, and so much more!
INSTANT RELIEF GUARANTEED – The best feature of the Hide-a-Dad 2000 is how fast it works. Effortlessly disguise any dad in seconds! It’s as simple as wrestling it onto his head!