I Say Bad Words Mints
Very Bad Words.
I Say Bad Words Mints are dedicated to parents who have experienced the jaw-dropping, WHAT-DID-YOU-JUST-SAY, wanting to crawl under a rock moment their cherubs drop an F-Bomb at a family reunion. If your little angel’s vocabulary has expanded into the R-rating zone, you should have a tin of these delicious wintergreen breath mints handy at all times, if nothing more than to keep his dirty mouth busy until you’ve recovered enough to look your grandma in the eye again.
Buuuuuut … On the Other Hand …
I Say Bad Words Mints are also a treat-filled merit badge for the swear jar-busting, potty-mouthed, profanity artists that work in obscenities like Picasso with paint. They can throw filthy words into a sentence in ways the average mind would never conceive of, and somehow, it still makes total freaking sense. Extraordinary!
A Gift for the Chronically Unfiltered
Whether you’re the offending naughty word warrior or know someone who’s language would make a sailor cringe, I Say Bad Words Mints are a go-to for any gift-giving occasion. Filled with wintergreen breath mints, this hilarious gift for adults and teens is an awesome stocking stuffer, unisex white elephant gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for teens and grownups alike.OOOOH … FUDDDGE – Whether you can weave an eye-popping monologue loaded with profanity, or have survived the parental mortification of a toddler tongue gone wrong, I Say Bad Words Mints are just the breath fresheners for a dirty mouth.
FRESH BREATH FOR DIRTY MOUTHS – I Sad Bad Words wintergreen mints will come in handy after every foulmouthed rant. Packed with 1 oz. of delicious breath fresheners, people will think you’re all sugar when you open your mouth – until sounds come out anyway. The tin contains approximately 165 wintergreen mints, so possibly enough to last a full day.
FUNNY STOCKING STUFFERS FOR TEENS AND ADULTS – I Say Bad Words Mints are the perfect marriage of sweet, angelic imagery and brutal honesty. Finding a funny tin of these novelty mints in their stockings will tickle friends and family who have been known to let a naughty word – or 1000 – slip from time to time.
WEIRD GIFTS ARE THE BEST GIFTS – Anybody can give a boring, useful present for birthday or holidays, but only truly gifted gift-givers roll the dice and break up the monotony with a surprising, laugh-out-loud gag gift. The simplest of gifts make a big impression when they deliver giggle-worthy, relatable humor, and I Say Bad Words Mints are guaranteed to speak to everyone in the room.
MADE IN THE USA – Celebrating the gratuitous dropping of strategically-placed F-Bombs everywhere.